We know you have things to do. Everyone is busier than ever, and we know that. When you use any of our site's "Contact Us" links, it goes straight to a specific mailbox designated for incoming site messages. When it arrives, it sets off thirteen different air horns strategically positioned around the building and gets printed on every copier. A specially trained monkey retrieves these prints and frantically runs around throwing paper everywhere. 

(The monkey part might have been an exaggeration)

Point is, we're serious about talking with you. If you need us, we'll be ready. We promise we'll do our best to return your email (or phone call) as soon as humanly possible.